I Don’t Wanna Grow Up, I’m an Internet Troll
This year has taught me something. Despite my best efforts to be a grownup, there are other adults out there acting like …
Oh The Humanity!
Dear Denny’s, Thank you for taking off the most delicious item on your menu: the Spicy Buffalo Chicken Sandwich. In fact it …
Adult (More Like Baby) Co-Ed Softball
In a galaxy far, far away…. I once was under the illusion that playing adult co-ed softball was a good idea. Looking …
The Deluge of Naperville
This was my neighborhood. The retention ponds decided to overflow and flood the apartment complexes. My car had water less than an …
Always interesting when the company urinator comes to the office Christmas party.
Christmas Party Gone Wrong
What happens when you mix liquor, a conversation about penises and a horny dog? Well see for yourself.