The Cube Life

Seriously I cannot handle the office environment anymore.

I hate the Monday “How was your weekend?” and then when you say something but it’s ignored so they can tell you about all the fun they had. Thanks for asking asshole!

I hate the coworker who keeps talking about her fucking baby. I don’t care. I said I don’t want kids…. multiple times. I don’t care he ate oatmeal for the first time, I don’t care the cat snuggled with him and I don’t care that the little brat had an earache. I JUST DON’T FUCKING CARE!!

I really hate the “pretend” face that I have to have around these people. It’s a paycheck and nothing more. If you croaked tomorrow, it really makes no difference to me. There’s no bond, I don’t fucking care. I think you’re all a bunch of cunts.

I hate the fact that everyone thinks I’m here for the long haul. This is a temporary stop people. I would honestly throw myself in front of the train if I had to do this for the next 20 years.

I hate that people in the office assume you’re an idiot because you work in customer service and/or are not busy and can do their work for them. I have a college degree with a 3.78 GPA. I’m currently teaching myself JavaScript and PHP so I can leave this fucking shithole. But yeah I don’t know how to send an email. Go fuck yourself!

I hate when my coworker has to tell me every fucking detail of what she’s currently working on. I also have to deal with the fact that she cannot make a decision without asking me first, calls off or goes home when she doesn’t feel “good” and is up in my business on phone calls (“Who was that?”). It’s called none of you fucking business!

I hate I have a cubicle that’s considered “open” which means everyone walks in like they own it. They get into my personal space and then have LOUD conversations next to my desk as well.

I need sunshine. There’s no windows and that’s depressing. I don’t see sunshine or light, just the blinding florescent glow and my coworker’s unwashed dandruff hair.

I literally sit here most of the day and think “What the fuck am I doing here?” My productivity is at zero right now. I try to stay motivated but the simple fact is I’m tired of being treated like shit. I’m kinda like the old standby and when someone doesn’t want to do their work, well it gets dumped on me. I can honestly say I don’t give a fuck anymore. People ask me questions and I really want to give the response of “Who the fuck cares?”. I’ve literally ran out of shits to give.